Before mercury, my blood used to fill thermometers.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Areas of my expertise.

I got a job. I got a really good job.

Evaluating my career so far, 2011 was the worst year, and now I'm far enough away from it I don't even feel it anymore. In 2011, Google Earth photographed me crying on a street corner.

Last week, a strange man stopped me at Barnes & Noble* and asked me where he could find the photography books. He seemed all ready aware of his mistake when he added, "I know you don't work here, but you look like you really know what you're doing."

See, I am crushing it and everybody knows it.

* - I don't work at B&N — I work here! Details forthcoming.

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